Anonymous
What terrorist country are you from?

the-hero-of-ages:

The United States of America

fantasticbeastsofbaskerville:

If Harry Potter did Proactive commercials:

"I defeated the Dark Lord when I was just a baby. Do you think I’m going to let acne beat me?”

(Source: harrypotteir, via hogwartskidsproblems)

yourshadeofgrey:

One day some guy asked a beautiful woman out on a coffee date. She said yes. He bought her coffee, put sugar in it, handed the coffee to her, and added, ‘to make sure it’s as sweet as you are.’ She then replied, ‘I like it black, bold, and bitter. Just like I am.’ He never saw her again.

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butinblack:

Avocados are just really tasty and beautiful and nature gets me every time. I am having a slight emotional reaction. #avocadoappreciation

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melissamusical:

One of my favorite photos I took at Coachella :3

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mysterydisease:

MGMT @ Coachella 2014, Weekend 2

mysterydisease:

MGMT @ Coachella 2014, Weekend 2

hereslala:

A little MGMT with Cudi for Pursuit of Happiness at Coachella.

Photo by lala

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  • at the start of the semester: i'm gonna get a 4.0 gpa
  • at the end of the semester: perfection is the disease of a nation...pretty hurts, pretty hurts

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sweetsadistic:

beyonceunofficial:

left is summer looks and right is “let me show u why i don’t “comb every morning” white ho”

OMG

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(Source: blvcknvy, via ebla-w)

I get “are you habasha” so much that I might as well be.