What terrorist country are you from?
The United States of America
If Harry Potter did Proactive commercials:
"I defeated the Dark Lord when I was just a baby. Do you think I’m going to let acne beat me?”
One day some guy asked a beautiful woman out on a coffee date. She said yes. He bought her coffee, put sugar in it, handed the coffee to her, and added, ‘to make sure it’s as sweet as you are.’ She then replied, ‘I like it black, bold, and bitter. Just like I am.’ He never saw her again.
- at the start of the semester: i'm gonna get a 4.0 gpa
- at the end of the semester: perfection is the disease of a nation...pretty hurts, pretty hurts
I get “are you habasha” so much that I might as well be.